The Customer is Always RIght.. To Fuck Off and Go Right To Hell

Everyone has had a bad customer service experience. We can't help it. We have to interact with them to achieve our goals. Hell its gotten to the point that no matter where you go, who you call, you've gotta go through customer service. They are, in many ways, gatekeepers.  

Now some of you are probably getting upset right now, just thinking about that last annoying customer service rep you had to interact with. Your blood is boiling as you think about the canned responses that they read to you whenever you made a statement. The hair on the back of your neck is standing on end's when you realize that they've repeated EVERYTHING you said. That they haven't even attempted to answer your question. THE AUDACITY OF THEM!!!! The SHEER GALL OF IT!!!!

And then BAM!!! They piss you off. They won't listen to what you're saying. Or if they listen they're rude and nasty and deliberately fuck up your account. And all you can do is snap on that rep. And from then on every customer service rep you talk to you've got an attitude. The minute they answer the phone you've got an attitude. You're combative and argumentative. And you think you're right...

WELL FUCK YOU!!!!

Yea i said it.

FUCK YOU!!!

What makes you think that you've got the right to call in and act like you're the ALMIGHTY?!?!? What right do you have to call and piss them off, just cause you got a 40 inch dildo sticking outta your ass?? HUH? You do realize that they didn't call you. You called them. So YOU need THEIR help!!!

NOT THE OTHER FUCKING WAY AROUND!!!

They didn't call you. You called them.

You forgot your password 
You can't log into your computer
You lost your phone
You lost your dog
You
You
You.
Where in the fuck does the customer service rep come into play??? OHHH that's right when YOU need help.

So do yourself a favor and eat a piece of humble pie and smoke the fattest joint you can find, and take a DEEEP breath before you call and relax. Cause you're the one who fucked up. Not them.

And also remember, the reason you get the Customer Service Rep from hell is because the last person they talked to had the 40 inch dildo shoved up their ass with no lubrication and took it out on them. So they in turn shit on your other wise already shitty day. If you're polite enough, maybe, JUST MAYBE, that rep will help and be kind and understanding while doing it.