IN GOD WE SUE

Dear MR GOD,
We are writing to inform you that you are here by named as the sole defendant in a pending legal matter. A class action laws suit has been filed due to the nature of your business. As the creator of all mankind you it is your responsibility to ensure that your creations do not act in a manner that is harmful nor malicious to others. As it has been documented throughout history, this has not been the case. Lying, cheating, stealing, raping and murdering all are crimes that have been perpetuated by your creations and my clients have decided that it is time for you to own up to your actions or lack thereof.

Our basis for these charges are as such: We have proof that your creations have been acting on your orders since they were created. In the Auto biographical book titled The Bible, in Genesis 1:27-28  it states "So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.” From this day forth your creations have been acting under your explicit orders........

OK so I'm sure who ever is reading this is probably saying, "This dude has lost what little bit of mind he had left." And you know what, you're probably right. I'm going insane, Yet its not my damn fault. Let me explain.

As society has become more industrial, and more capitalistic, it has also become more fault driven. More revenge based and litigious. As the litigious nature of society has increased the moral ethics of society has gone into the shitter. Its always someone else's fault.  These two stories are symbolic of  the type of misplaced blame some have adopted.
Woman Sues Foul Loko for sons death
Woman Sue Girl Who killed her son with 1 punch

My next statement is gonna be very harsh but it needs to be said. THE ONLY PEOPLE AT FAULT ARE THOSE WHO DIED. There I said it. you may not want to but I did it for you. Your son dies cause he WILLINGLY accepted a bet that ended with him dying?? Your son bought a drink that was alcoholic at died?  Its gotten to the point that whenever someone does something its not their fault. Someone else is behind it. Where is the ownership?

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So if these folks can sue why can't I file a lawsuit for negligence against the Almighty Father.  If you look at it, he's the creator of all things. It all started with him. So yea its his fault, ain't it...