About Me

Chicago, Il, United States
I'm a simple man from the city of wind as we so lovingly call it. For those that don't know i'm talking about CHICAGO. My home, my world, my town. I'm crass, i'm rude, and i'm disgusting. Yet i'm also very spiritual, loving and down to earth. Above all i'm honest.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Searching

I have nothing to write about. I started to write about people using the Internet to act like someone TOTALLY different. Oh you don't know what I'm referring to, you say. Ladies, yall know yall got a girlfriend who acts like a saint in all her Facebook post and tweets, but the chick's a hoe. She sucking mo dick than Bristol Palin is about to be after moving into a house with two guys. She's taking it up the ass more than Elton John. She always talking about finding a good man while she's polishing the knob on a few drug dealers. Yall got one. Then I realized, that's a dead end. No one like to call out they trifling ass friends to their faces. So the trifling ass friend stays trifling.

I started to talk about dumb ass dead beat moms and dads. Yea there are some dead beat moms out there. Then I realized. why bother. They are both gonna get there's in the end. I mean yall lay around like tile flooring in Walmart and fuck and fuck and fuck. Someone ends up pregnant and then yall say I don't wanna be bothered. Someone should put a full body condom on yall bastards and dump yall in the river. Ole disease spreading, baby making, community killing bastards. Irresponsible fucks like yall can procreate and others can't. GRRRRRR!!! Talking about this has been done to death. No inspiration here either

Started to talk about Osama or Usama depending on how you wanna spell it. Then said fuck that. He's dead. Although now his family is upset he was killed. (Insert side eye) I mean really. We are at WAR with Al Qaeda. This ain't no damn tea party. What the fuck you mean he should have been captured and brought to trial. If this had been a police raid, I could understand. ITS WAR!!!! He's been killing innocents for too damn long and if he was so worried about his family he'd have stopped LOOONG ago. So please will the sons of bin Laden enjoy yall 15 mins of fame and DISAPPEAR. PLEASE!!!! I'm not saying what happened to him was right or wrong. It was an expected outcome based on the facts

Palin, hell no. I'm not ready to diss her yet (again). The only thing she's given us is some very funny skits by Tina Fey and very good pornos.

Fox news/faux news


Shit i'm tired. Not having anything to write about is exhausting.

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